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Post by Frater G on Feb 13, 2008 19:44:59 GMT -5
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Post by vajramukti on Feb 13, 2008 22:11:55 GMT -5
Oww.
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Post by morningstar on Feb 14, 2008 15:28:50 GMT -5
  ;D
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Post by monk on Feb 16, 2008 1:03:21 GMT -5
;D Lol Thought it was funny till I showed it to my wife. One of the jokesmust have struck a nerve and I dont think it was the hook one
Peace and Light
Monk
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Post by morningstar on Feb 16, 2008 3:18:08 GMT -5
Hi monk  Here's one that'll balance the playing field:  THE BOTTLE OF WINE For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car. Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally. "What in bag?" asked the old woman. Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband." The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said: "Good trade....." |
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Post by elijah on Feb 16, 2008 4:55:35 GMT -5
eventually the penny dropped! ;D
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Post by Frater G on Feb 16, 2008 15:54:00 GMT -5
;D Lol Thought it was funny till I showed it to my wife. Peace and Light Monk  Now THAT is funny. |
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Post by morningstar on Feb 16, 2008 17:08:42 GMT -5
LOL - sorry, can't help but laugh!
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Post by vajramukti on Feb 16, 2008 18:57:13 GMT -5
Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said: "Good trade....." ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by michael on Apr 3, 2008 12:49:30 GMT -5
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey, sits down and orders a drink. Shortly after, the monkey starts jumping all over the place and acting crazy. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them… grabs some sliced limes and eats them… then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?” “No, what?” says the guy. “He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!” says the bartender. “Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me, he eats everything in sight. Quite an appetite. I’ll pay for the cue ball and other things he ate.” He the finishes his drink, pays the bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he’s back at the same bar again, monkey by his side as usual. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. “Did you see what your monkey did?” “What this time?” asks the patron. “Well, he stuck a cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!” says the barkeeper.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replies the patron. “He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures it first!”
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